Advice from the Master



Shuzzzzzz…very secret. Probably very  dangerous to divulge..

Trump met Mugabe in Singapore while attending the meeting with Kim Jong-Un on the 12th June 2018  at the Capella Hotel  first in Sentosa Island before North Korean leader Kim Jongun arrived. The conversation went like this:

Trump: My dear Robert how are you man? Thank you for the golden gift that you sent me. It was fantastic. I fixed it in Melaniya’s bathroom. She loved it. ( It was a toilet seat made in 24 carat gold weighing 4 kilos.)

Mugabe: It was nothing Mr Trump but I am very pleased that you and your beautiful wife like it. Anyway what brought you here Sir.

Trump: The excuse is that I am supposed to meet Kim John-un but in fact I wanted to see you about something very important to me.

Mugabe: Anything for you Donald Sir

Trump: You know Robert you have been in power for over 35 years and I need your advice to get my presidency  extended until I die. I don’t believe in this so called elections and democracy. My friend Vladimir helped me to win the election but I don’t like these elections.

Mugabe: emm…  yah.. I thought you might say that.. and I agree. Its not difficult Donald. Do you have a very personal loyal death squad?

Trump: Of course I have one. I had it before I went into that election..

Mugabe: Then there is no problem. All you have to do  is to get rid of your opposition.  Opposition doesn’t mean the Democratic Party.  First,  all challengers and doubters in your own circle. They are the real problem. If you can’t dispose them all, you must somehow neutralise them.

Trump: How do you mean?

Mugabe: Bribe them, put them in golden handcuffs.

Trump: I see what you mean.

Mugabe: Good. As to the Democrats, you will have to find a way to damage their credibility. There are several ways but our friend Benjamin Netanyahoo is pretty good at it. He is a trustworthy guy, no harm in talking to him. And also you should have a consultation with  your friend  Rupert Murdoch. He is the master in the game.

Finally, don’t hesitate to create terror threats to introduce emergency and if necessary curfew to extend your presidency. Don’t forget to surround yourself with shameless ‘yes’ men. Assure  your senators that once a senator is elected, it is for life and abolish the present Senator electing system. If anyone ever talks about morality, ethics or human rights be careful about them. Find a way to remove them. IT is very very important to remember that any member of your death squad should never be linked to you in anyway,

Trump: Thanks Robert. I knew I could count on you, by the way when are you going to visit the Whitehouse.

Mugabe: I am not sure Donald..  I have some health issues but I will let you know. I think your time must be up. Kim’s party should have arrived by now. Kim is okay but he alienates everybody. His obsession to nuclear arsenal is a bit too much. Say hello for me to Kim.

Trump: will do thanks and you take care we  wil meet soon.